我說:「你喜不喜歡指令?」

問說:「無所謂。但不喜歡有人攤在沙發上 叫我去拿一些她自己拿到的東西。」

我忍著笑繼續:「那你喜歡給別人指令嗎?」

問說:「自己想怎樣就怎樣吧。好似我也不喜歡跟樂高積 木的說明書,所以砌一次就拆散,然後做自己喜 歡的。」

我說:「我們一起想一些指令來玩吧。」

問說:「不用了,好奇怪。」

I said, ‘Do you like instructions?’

Man said, ‘I don’t mind. But I don’t like it when someone lazes around on the sofa and asks me to get something she can get herself.’

I continued, suppressing a laugh, ‘Then do you like giving others instructions?’

Man said, ‘Just do whatever you like. Just as I don’t like to follow LEGO’s instructions. That’s why I take the blocks apart after just one time. After that, I make something I like.’

I said, ‘Let’s come up with some instructions for fun.’

Man said, ‘No need. That’s very weird.’

黃慧妍,藝術家,兒子七歲。

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